Just What The Heck Goes on at Crawford Ranch?

[Stevendsmith]

What? Too many prying eyes at the official executive mansion--the White House--to witness the nefarious plans these thugs are cooking up? Now that is friggin' scary.

I suspect that when the truth comes out about BushCo--say in about 300 years--humans will learn that the command center for the most criminal administration in history was the Crawford Ranch.

[thebigidea]

1. Lovecraftian rituals in service of the Great Old Ones

sometimes Dick n' Dork play RISK, too.

[MetaTrope]

7. That's where they sacrificed Jenna's "appendix" in Dec. 2000

:evilgrin:

[kentuck]

2. Does anyone know who is visiting Bush at the ranch ?

Because, with current events, this would be the person or persons that he most trusts. This would be excellent information to have for political intelligence purposes..:)

[Warpy]

6. I read a particularly nauseating puff piece

...in some news magazine or other that described just how down-home and folksy the Bush family is, putting Putin on the fold out couch because some other dignitary had taken "the girls' bedroom."

This is so full of crap. They bought that pig farm and turned it into a "ranch" just before Bush announced his candidacy, bulldozed it, and built a tin roofed bungalow. Then the gummint (meaning you and me) picked up the tab for the extra housing on the place for the secret service and the electronics setups so Mr Folksy can pretend he's really running something. The only pictures that I've ever seen of the house are all from the same angle, making it look like an ordinary west Texas house. My guess is that from other angles, it's quite elaborate and the other buildings that you and I have paid for are visible.

We have got to get the word out on how full of crap this Connecticut preppie is, and what an elitist pile of dirt that whole family is. This whole election will be spun to the unaware out there that Bush represents a return to folksy values, that he's one of the people, that it's a strike against Yankee elitism to vote for Bush. This is what we're up against, folks, and we need to get the word out about what he really IS.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

3. I was in Crawford two weeks ago

for the protest march but didn't come close to his ranch. It is technically in Crawford, but it's way out there. Not easy to get to.

I'll tell what goes on there, though. Chucklenuts throws back a few brewskis, watches some sports on TV, laughs at off-color jokes, watches cartoons, orders his secret service agents to go out and get him some decent food somewhere (not that crappy cafe in "downtown" Crawford) and takes long naps. Every now and then they decide they need a photo op so they'll drive him into town so that the residents can drool on him, or they'll have him drive a pick up and "clear brush" (ROFL).

That's about the extent of it.

When he leaves Washington, don't look for him to retire to Crawford, either. They'll eventually sell that place (it's for show anyway) and he'll keep an official residence in Houston, the city of choice for the Bushistas.

[swag]

4. They take a lot of acid,

and drive around in an old school bus picking up hippychicks that they later have a big psychedelic orgy with in the bus. Don't know where it will all end. I hope they stay the hell away from Topanga Canyon.

[boobooday]

5. Twister and Beat the Clock

With the Saudi Royal Family



http://www.wgoeshome.com

[newscaster]

8. The ranch in Crawford is very much like.....

the model homes in new home subdivisions. They look like someone lives there but no one does. The same can be said for Shrubs head...it looks like someone lives there but nobody is home!.:hurts: