What role did Clinton's Penis have on 9/11?

[Renew Deal]

Poll question: What role did Clinton's Penis have on 9/11?

[linazelle]

1. Huge! n/t

[RedSock]

3. i am proud

to have cast the first vote for "fully responsible"

melted steel? rigged explosioves? nah. the Clenis knocked them buildings down.

[linazelle]

6. Yep...that's one powerful piece of manhood alright and they envy it

:eyes:

[LiviaOlivia]

2. We all know that the Republicans cared more about the penis instead

of Bin Ladin and Al Queda.

[flamingyouth]

4. I'm sure it was very tiny

And I mean that only in the best possible way. :evilgrin:

[DenverDem]

5. Other.

It was the wrong wings sociopathological latent homosexual fixation on Clinton's Penis that kept It from being allowed to fuck al CIAda up.

Come out of the closet Newt, Trent, Starrman, Rush, ann the man and all you latent wrong wing psychos. Be who you naturally are so you and all of us can be happy.

[number6]

7. it was Monica's dress, that s why the Re-pubs spent so much

to find it and test it ....

[CatWoman]

8. another possibility

"It piloted the planes by remote control".

[Bonhomme Richard]

9. It's very hard..............

to tell the impact.

[CatWoman]

10. Oh stop giving the Clenis

the shaft :P

[smirkymonkey]

11. I saw it smash into tower 2

with my own eyes!!!

[CatWoman]

12. hmmmmmmmm

deep penetration :D

[asteroid2003QQ47]

16. WOW !

You saw it too?

[ck4829]

13. We can blame the Republicans

If the Republicans weren't trying to impeach Clinton on Draconian charges perhaps he could have fought terrorism better. We can now blame them for terrorism back then too.

[Bonhomme Richard]

14. It's softening now............

after the initial impact.

[ButterflyBlood]

15. The Republicans spent so much money investigating it

money that did not go to national defense spending.

[rock]

17. There has been a highly spirited debate over this

Some claiming that it's shadow led to low visibility for a great many, but others claiming that the shade actually helped by keeping the sun out of their eyes. Yet others said the additional gravity from such an imposing mass practically pulled the airplanes out of the air, while others said they were reluctant to drive around it as they feared they would run out of gas. The debate continues.

[Piperay]

18. This thread

too funny. ROTFLMAO :-)

[JNelson6563]

19. The Clenis was entirely responsible

because of being soft on terror. :*

[sweetheart]

20. had his penis restrained itself...

Bush would not be in power, and this whole bad dream, that is worse
than a nightmare terror movie, would never have transpired.

In all seriousness. He fucked up, even if he did not fuck.

[thinkingwoman]

21. It was the joystick!

The Clenis was the joystick for the remote control that flew those planes!

[Kurt Remarque]

22. atta was able to get it through security...

because of low metal content

[thinkingwoman]

23. LOL! (nt)

nt