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seraph (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-16-04 10:52 PM Original message |
“Masturbate while it’s still legal.” |
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Dirk39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-16-04 10:58 PM Response to Original message |
1. oops |
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Tace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-16-04 11:03 PM Response to Original message |
2. And Waste My Precious Male Essence? |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 05:55 PM Response to Reply #2 |
27. LOL! nt |
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Mojambo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-16-04 11:16 PM Response to Original message |
3. Geez, and I was ashamed before it was illegal |
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Toby109 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-16-04 11:30 PM Response to Original message |
4. Give me Masturbation |
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drhilarius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-16-04 11:33 PM Response to Original message |
5. shaking the rosy palm of liberty.... |
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seraph (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-16-04 11:37 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Gives new meaning to "Salute the Flag" n/t |
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Erika (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-16-04 11:45 PM Response to Original message |
7. In the `14th Century, Masturbation Was A Murder Crime |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:04 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. In the nineteenth century it was considered a grave moral fault |
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Old and In the Way (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:14 AM Response to Original message |
9. Well, with the internets and webcams, I think we have the |
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Philostopher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
10. Radical Cleric James Dobson told me, when I was about 13 ... |
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seraph (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:21 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. "Radical Cleric" |
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Philostopher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:30 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. I picked it up over at Eschaton. |
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seraph (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:35 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. I've heard "Mullah", but Radical Cleric just works so well...! n/t |
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LoZoccolo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:25 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. And then he reversed his position. |
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Philostopher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:31 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Did he really? |
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Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 11:04 AM Response to Reply #10 |
22. Har har! |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-19-04 11:56 AM Response to Reply #10 |
32. Just lock up all of the blind people. Isn't that what caused it? |
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DuaneBidoux (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-19-04 10:12 PM Response to Reply #10 |
37. Okay, just got another one in, apparently just in time. |
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Chipper Chat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
13. breaking news on Faux..... |
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seraph (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:34 AM Response to Reply #13 |
16. In other developments.... |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-19-04 11:54 AM Response to Reply #13 |
31. bathrooms? What about cars? Phone booths? |
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wtmusic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:37 AM Response to Original message |
18. It's *legal*? |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 07:25 AM Response to Original message |
19. proving once again |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 07:42 AM Response to Original message |
20. lol... |
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seraph (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 10:44 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. It's in the Peoples Republic of Providence... East side... n/t |
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DemoVet (572 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
23. Falafel!! |
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DuaneBidoux (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 11:37 AM Response to Original message |
24. Hey, that's a great T-shirt!!!! |
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seraph (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-19-04 01:01 AM Response to Reply #24 |
28. From what I understand |
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m_welby (508 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
25. well, Providence is the strip club capital of NE |
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michaelwb (285 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-17-04 01:26 PM Response to Original message |
26. All the better |
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LoneDriver (99 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-19-04 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
29. Live Free or Die. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-19-04 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
30. "Strike a blow for liberty!" - Harry S. Truman's term for taking a drink. |
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Strawman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-19-04 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
33. They'll have to take it from my "cold dead hand" |
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pfitz59 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-19-04 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
34. God gave us two hands..... |
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fortyfeetunder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-19-04 06:31 PM Response to Original message |
35. But no one has ever gotten pregnant from masturbation! |
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Strawman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-19-04 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
36. Lots of RW types would get arrested too |
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