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Joanne98 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 09:39 AM Original message |
Caring for Pets Left Behind by the Rapture |
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eilen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
1. That's hilarious! |
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left coaster (938 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 09:44 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. I just wish I would have thought of it first! nt |
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Joanne98 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 09:46 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. There's still time, he only has 100 clients. |
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kestrel91316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 11:15 AM Response to Reply #3 |
18. No reason you can't do it, too. Use a different name, just like other |
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left coaster (938 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 03:49 PM Response to Reply #18 |
30. True that! nt |
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Crabitha (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 04:36 AM Response to Reply #3 |
29. Hey they will need people in every city, town, in every state. |
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left coaster (938 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 03:50 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. It does seem like we can get in on the ground floor, doesn't it? :) nt |
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Turbineguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 08:07 PM Response to Reply #3 |
36. Invent a twist. |
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left coaster (938 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
2. There's a sucker born (again!) every minute... |
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proudohioan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 09:45 AM Response to Original message |
4. Well, you gotta give the man some credit.... |
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blueworld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
6. All they have to do is baptize their pets & save the $110.00. Duh. n/t |
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Joanne98 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 09:47 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. But Gawd said pets have no souls. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 09:51 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. No, no. It's ginger-haired people who have no souls. |
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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 10:25 AM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Ooh, ooh, Does that mean I can have a Ginger for a pet? nt |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 10:28 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. I advise against it. Gingers have a way of worming themselves |
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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 10:55 AM Response to Reply #13 |
16. I'd be willing to chance it. nt |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 11:16 AM Response to Reply #16 |
19. That's what everyone thinks... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 03:31 AM Response to Reply #16 |
27. I did chance it |
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tom_paine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-20-10 06:45 PM Response to Reply #13 |
38. I don't like Gingers. |
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blueworld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 11:56 AM Response to Reply #7 |
23. Show me that in the bible or it doesn't count. n/t |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 09:59 AM Response to Original message |
9. After picking myself up off the floor in laughter |
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Donnachaidh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 10:23 AM Response to Original message |
10. this heathen will care for your pets with a clear title to your McMansion and your cars |
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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 10:23 AM Response to Original message |
11. While the idea has a certain appeal, |
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Mopar151 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 10:35 AM Response to Original message |
14. The real value is in the customer list |
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Caretha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 10:42 AM Response to Original message |
15. I'm thinking |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 11:06 AM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Flyer's on windshields at the churches |
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Joanne98 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 11:52 AM Response to Reply #15 |
21. Great idea. |
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Mopar151 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 03:54 AM Response to Reply #15 |
28. Greenville, NC n/t |
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era veteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
20. May need their lawns mowed too |
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Joanne98 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 11:54 AM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Or belongings and messages delivered to relatives that didn't get saved. |
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RedstDem (356 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
24. I Really hate this kind of person |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
25. Hells Bells, if there were anything to the Rapture thing, the pets would go first. |
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benld74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-17-10 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
26. S-S-Sw-Sweetums isnt coming with us?! ONOESSSSSSSSS! |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
32. If you're raptured, wouldn't your pet be equally favored in the eyes of the almighty? |
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IndianaGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 05:06 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. Jesus was allergic to cats, and he never owned a dog |
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IndianaGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
33. The Tribulation only lasts for 7-years, so why a 10-year contract? |
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Beartracks (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-18-10 05:50 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. That's 10 years of Rapture Insurance. |
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IndianaGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-20-10 10:52 AM Response to Reply #35 |
37. but corporations will continue to thrive during Jesus' Millenium |
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Prof Lester (158 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-20-10 09:16 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. Well that's right |
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bertman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-20-10 09:20 PM Response to Original message |
40. Dromedary Hump. |
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skepticscott (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-20-10 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
41. Good for him! |
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Bozita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-20-10 09:56 PM Response to Original message |
42. For $199 and a house key, I'll visit your home and erase stuff from your hard drives |
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