BREAKING: U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs

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BREAKING: U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs
CNN Host Had Been Living Illegally In Country Since 1961
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/breaking_u_s_deports_lou_dobbs
November 11, 2009 | Issue 45•46
Lou Dobbs

Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, alias "Lou Dobbs," is escorted by DHS agents to the airport to be sent back to Mexico.
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WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who has been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs for 48 years.

According to the Department of Homeland Security, federal agents stormed the undocumented immigrant’s home in an evening raid just hours after the 64-year-old newscaster suddenly announced that he was resigning from CNN, and immediately placed him on an Aeromexico flight departing from Newark Liberty Airport.
The Onion will continue to report on this breaking news.

[Raster]

1. Touche!

Viva La Onion!

[sce56]

4. Well said!

[ChicagoSuz219]

2. HaHaHa! That's great! nt

[hisownpetard]

3. Beautiful! n/t

[Uncle Joe]

5. This is cosmic, I just made a post that he would be caught sneaking across the border

in to Mexico.:)

[LonelyLRLiberal]

6. Gotta love the Onion - that Texas border fence story was just the best ever, but this is good, too.

What genius!

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7. Evening Kick

May 5, 2006
'Poncho Hour Of Power' Offers Prize For First Illegal Alien To Name Baby After Lou Dobbs
Topics: Immigration and Border Issues

dobbs_baby.jpgAccording to the moonbat alternative online daily, "BeyondChron", Mexican illegal alien proponent and Los Angeles' top rated English language Latino radio talk show, The Pocho Hour of Power on KPFK 90.7 FM - will allegedly pay the first undocumented immigrant to name their U.S.-born child "Lou Dobbs" $500K worth of baby nursery items.

Apparently the "Poncho Hour Of Power" believes that Lou Dobbs is the "largest anti-immigrant critic on the horizon".

The nutcase Leftie journal ends it's piece with "Buena suerte, Raza!" (the Race) - leaving little doubt over their endorsement of a plan for the "Reconquista" or reconquest, of the Western U.S. The radicals' final plan for the La Raza movement includes the ethnic cleansing of Americans of European, African, and Asian descent out of "Aztlan."