Of Being Republican And The 'Strong Daddy' Complex Explained

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Of Being Republican And The 'Strong Daddy' Complex Explained
Posted by 575 at 8/3/2007 2:27 PM


Republicans Have
A Need For A Strong Daddy
Tells Them What To Do

Authoritarian
And Absolute, Don't Argue
With Them, It's Futile

Intolerance And
Stubborn Incompetance Are
Virtues In Their World

They Are Always Right
And Their Version Of God Is
Superior To Yours

Jesus Christ Loves Them
More Than He Loves You, If Your
Religion Differs

You Will Be Doing
Laps Around The Lake Of Fire
In The Afterlife

Only They Support
The Troops, With Small Magnetic
Trite Bumper Stickers

That Really Helps Too
Putting That On Theirs Cars Will
Hurt Those Terrorists

Take That Osama!
You Want My Yellow Ribbon?
That's What I Thought Boyeeeee!

And Only They Care
For The Fetus Instead Of
Anything Living

Things That Are Alive
Are Only To Be Judged, Made
To Suffer For Sins

Because The Right Wing
Believes That Everyone Is
Born A Bad Person

George Carlin Quote:
"After You Are Born Hey, F*ck
You, You're On Your Own"

Worshipping Bushtard
Is Also A Requirement
Bush Can Do No Wrong

Bushtard Could Paint Six
Six Six On His Forehead, Eat
A Live Newborn Baby

On T V, And Those
Hardcore Righties Would Just Say
It's The Baby's Fault

It Must Have Been A
Terrorist, Don't Question Our
Leader Der Bushtard

They Believe There Should
Be No Taxes, It's Everyone
For Themselves, Tough Sh*t

Don't You Ask For Help
Or You Will Be Dependant
On The Government

And That Would Just Be
Welfare, Welfare Is Only
For Corporations

And Israel, Egypt
And Saudi Arabia
Not You, Understand?

So There, You Filthy
Heathen Liberal Commie
Pinko Hippie Tard

How Dare You Think For
Yourself, Or Care About The
Poor, That Is Just Wrong

What The Hell Are You
Thinking, Trying To Respect
The Environment

And Why Do You Hate
America? By Asking
For The War To End

You Are Giving Aid
Comfort, Warm Blankets, Peanut
Butter Sandwiches

And Free School Lunches
To The Terrorists, You Know
Bushtard's Boogey Man