Palm Beach Post: Time for Limbaugh, Coulter to be model citizens

[klook]

:rofl: Limbaugh, Coulter excoriated in their "home-town" paper:

I feel bad for the Palm Beach County State Attorney's Office.

The way things are going, it might make good sense to create a prosecutorial unit called the Right-Wing Pundit Office of Aggravated Mopery.

Things used to be simpler before national scolds like Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh moved here and began exhibiting their boundless hubris and flexible personal virtues in our midst.

...I'm sure Barry Krischer and his staff of prosecutors would be thrilled if Coulter and Limbaugh would either just sell their homes or try being the model citizens they pretend to be.

--By Frank Cerabino, Palm Beach Post Columnist; Tuesday, June 27, 2006

more: http://www.palmbeachpost.com/opinion/content/local_news/epaper/2006/06/27/0627binofeed.html

[samdogmom]

1. Great editorial! I approve.

[Dude_CalmDown]

2. There's some great lines in that one.

That's the bread-and-butter of state court ó not highfalutin Palm Beach gasbags with self-administered personal exemptions to the law.

This is what happens to a guy who spends 14 solid years obsessing about Hillary Clinton.

[Ilsa]

3. Here's two:

"I guess Limbaugh doesn't only have a bad back.

This is what happens to a guy who spends 14 solid years obsessing about Hillary Clinton."

[kskiska]

4. I like this part:

Coulter, who came to Limbaugh's defense in his previous prescription caper, wrote a piece last December called "Why Can't I Get Arrested?" "What's a girl to do to become a 'person of interest' around here?" Coulter wrote. "Mr. Krischer, where do I go to get rid of my reputation?" Two months later, she voted in the wrong Palm Beach precinct — using the address of her Realtor, rather than disclosing where she really lives on the island.

[klook]

6. Yep, I guess Coulter figured out

what it takes to become a "person of interest" around there. Heh.

[Demeter]

5. And Do What? Turn Themselves In? Repent and Sin No More?

Dubya will pull out of Iraq and sign himself into a mental hospital before that happens. Which wouldn't be a bad thing, either.

[Vidar]

7. Good editorial. Thanks for posting.

[Cha]

8. Those two would

Gross up a town double quick! That will be the day they become the "model citizens they pretend to be".

[dehaiti]

9. Top Ten Reasons For Rush's Viagra

courtesy of the broward/palm beach new times newspaper.


Rush Limbaugh's Top Ten Reasons for Smuggling Contraband Viagra into the Dominican Republic

1. The answer to high gas prices: off-shore drilling.

2. Tired of being called "Limpaugh" by the rest of the guys.

3. Surprise entry at the All-Caribbean cockfighting championships.

4. Extra lung capacity helps on the Hispaniola Peak-to-Peak marathon.

5. After three mojitos, Ann Coulter still isn't looking any better.

6. New meat: We've already screwed Haiti.

7. Guys' weekend tropical fun: Who's got the biggest banana?

8. Hurricane season must-haves: hand-held radios, can openers, and erections.

9. Little-known side effect of a raging Oxycontin habit: flaccid city.

10. Tired of being intimidated by Bob Dole in his Speedos.

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