Rectal Banana: Probing Questions about the Anti-Terror Tool

[Memekiller]

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/2/17/173215/724



Look at the above picture. Look closely at the object protruding from the man's rear end. What you see is a vital tool in the nation's War against Terror. We're not sure what it is, but if we were to venture a guess, we'd say that is a banana that's been shoved up a man's ass. Let us ponder how it got there. Was there a warrant issued? Did someone present evidence to prove sufficient cause before inserting the banana?

Trust us. It was vital that the banana be there. Obtaining a warrant before inserting the banana would have endangered lives. Every second the banana was resting in a bowl on a table somewhere instead of in this man's bowels were seconds this country could not afford to spare. Our national security depended on that banana being exactly where it is, nuzzled between this man's butt cheeks, halfway to his prostate. To NOT put the banana there would be to let the terrorists win.

[BlueEyedSon]

1. Looks like an interrogation procedure authorized by a CHIMP

[ItsTheMediaStupid]

2. Jeff Gannon amusing himself

nm

[babylonsister]

3. I hope every last one of the torturers who have been terrorizing

the purported terrorists are plagued with nightmares til they die, because that's what these victims will be dealing with. :grr:

[Vidar]

4. Parachute the administration naked into Iraq.

[Janice325]

5. Thanks for that post, Memekiller.

It made me laugh.
Now, I must say that it's really sad and it's really a sorry state of affairs when a post like the one above makes me laugh, but I am so freaking bummed out about the bullshit/lying/making it up as they go along by this "administration" that your post totally took me by surprise.
It's a great post. I feel really bad that it made me laugh, but it's better than if I start crying. Today I feel really, really cynical and not at all optimistic about the future of our country.
I guess I'm just in a whiny mood. Things have gotten so crazy. Just when I think it can't get weirder, it does.
Thanks again for the post and for letting me laugh/whine/rant a bit.
Tomorrow is another day, and hopefully, I'll feel a bit of optimism again.