10 stoner ideas for bringing peace to Iraq

[bsartist]

Hey, whatsup y’all. Been passing out with CNN on a lot lately, and I've noticed that shit seems pretty fucked up over in Iraq. Also heard like, most of the Democrats have the same ideas for what to do about it as Bush does. Which got me thinking. I got ideas coming out the ass, especially when I toke on the ganja, which is pretty much all the time. So I came up with this list of Christmas presents we can give to Iraq.

1. Air Conditioners – doesn’t this make hella sense? Like, it’s hot as hell over there. And there are sandstorms and shit. I don’t know about you, but if I was living in some 135 degree heat with sand going down my clothes and butt-cheeks all the time, I’d want to blow myself up too. Air conditioners! I’m telling you, they make life worth living.

2. Marijuana (Kind Bud) – I believe it was Lincoln who said Americans should have a ‘turkey in every pot.’ Well, I think Iraqis should have 'pot in every house.' Weed. It’s calming, and it can bring peace to Iraq. I don’t know about you, but personally, if it wasn’t for the soothing cannabis plant, I would not be able to function like a sane human being. So we should definitely send the Iraqis some weed. But not just any weed. We need to make sure they get tons and tons of the good stuff. That's right. I’m talking kind bud....http://www.bsnews.org/opinions/010

[htuttle]

1. Nice thoughts, but...

1) an air conditioner doesn't do you any good without electricity.

2) The fundies over there get almost as crazy over pot as they do about alcohol, though I don't think it's specifically forbidden by the Koran the way all alcohol is (...except mead, of course -- sorry..."13th Warrior" flashback...).

[DBoon]

2. I say get all the leaders of the various factions together..

in the desert for a massive rave. Feed them all ecstascy, play loud dance music, get them dressed up in colorful outfits.

[newyawker99]

3. Hi bsartist!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast: