Q. President Bush recently announced his “Plan For Victory.” What does this plan entail?
A. It's two-pronged. There is a short-term plan and a Long-term plan.
Q. And what are they?
A. The short-term plan is to keep the Democrats from regaining control of Congress in '06.
Q. And the long-term plan?
A. Keep the Democrats from regaining control of the White House in '08. Or acquire photographs of Hillary Clinton in bed with a goat and/or a woman.
Q. So, nothing about Iraq then?
A. Well, now that you mention it… there was something about the brave, freedom-loving Iraqis, and how together we are winning the tough struggle against violent extremism,
but it was just more of the same in an attempt to rescue the president's poll numbers from falling through the floor like an anvil made of dark matter.more...
http://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?itemid=20016 I believe Will deserves the prize for best use of an astrophysics term in a political analogy