Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'

[DaveSZ]

http://www.theonion.com/


Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'

WASHINGTON, DC—In an internationally televised statement Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press conference. "Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I may have invited y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I formally rescind that statement. I would officially like for you to step back." The president added that the "it" Iraqis should stop bringing includes gunfire, bombings, grenade attacks, and suicide missions of all types.

[bluestateguy]

1. It's already been "brought it"

[kera]

2. this is a joke or for real?

[ninkasi]

4. It's from The Onion

sometimes The Onion is more real than the so-called real news networks.

[tritsofme]

3. Should the Onion really be in LBN? nt

[Terry_M]

5. Yes!

[VolcanoJen]

6. No!

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Funny piece, though!!

[rooboy]

7. If we ban the Onion from LBN we'd have to ban Fox and CNN too. n/t

[DaveSZ]

8. People post shit from Drudge here!

But you can move it to general if you want.

:)

[NYC]

9. Rooboy is correct.

[NashVegas]

10. *coughs*

Thanks for the laugh, but The Onion is not a recognized Late Breaking News source.

:)