Bush Twins In Naked Spin

[Mark E. Smith]

Tuesday, 28 November 2006
Fairfax New Zealand Limited

US President George W Bush's twin daughters, Jenna and Barbara, have reportedly been told to cut short their holiday in Argentina after claims they had run naked down a hallway in their hotel.

But hotel staff have denied the report in a tabloid in Buenos Aires, according to the US ABC network.

The sisters celebrated their 25th birthdays over the weekend and ABC reports that officials fear that daily and sometimes wild coverage in Argentinian papers has drawn too much attention to their stay and is straining security arrangements.

The network also suggested that the media fuss has upstaged the publicity plans for the new US Ambassador Anthony Wayne, who had only recently arrived in the country.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/print/0,1478,3881611a4560,00.html

The entire Bush family needs to be placed in diplomatic quarantine.

[stepnw1f]

1. more Right Wing Christian Family Values

Fuck up for a President and a Fuck up for a Dad.

[LisaM]

3. I don't think they all spent Thanksgiving together

Which I find odd.

[hedgehog]

8. Thanksgiving and a birthday: most families would get together

for that. They are an odd bunch.

[iconoclastic cat]

19. Yes, two sisters, hanging out drunk and naked on their 25th birthday.

Just weird.

[spotbird]

27. Strangely incestuous.

I didn't run naked with my siblings after we were out of diapers. Even in Bush years, that should have been a while ago.

[saigon68]

40. Just 2, spoiled ass, rich, classless DRUNKS.

Like their cousin Pierce

[spotbird]

He looks like the banjo

player from the movie Deliverance.

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[saigon68]

67. OOPS Au revoir

[oc2002]

80. is that for real?

a cousin?

[flordehinojos]

41. the bush family is an incestuous family ...

[bigworld]

36. Hot, but weird.

[JoFerret]

66. Togtherness much overrated

BushCo average in this respect. And they are 25.

[olddad56]

4. the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.

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[iconoclastic cat]

2. A college freshman (drunk), sure. But the president's daughters?

Despite the "yuck!" factor, have they no class? And where were their security folks? Do I even want to know?

[spotbird]

15. They were college freshmen seven

years ago. In their family childhood ends at 40, so the girls are still babies I suppose.

[saigon68]

68. So much time to get drunk and "do lines"

Left to go

[Reverend_Smitty]

5. Oh who hasn't been asked to leave a country after running around naked?

A fairly common thing, right? :P

[Pirate Smile]

LOL. Of course. I can't even count the number of times that has happened to me.

:)

[Reverend_Smitty]

21. Christ, I've been booted out of half the EU countries alone!

:P

[alcibiades_mystery]

60. I've been kicked out of every country but Zimbabwe for just that

In Zimbabwe, they asked me if I'd like to serve as an exhibit in their National Zoo.

Take my wife. Please.

[Little Wing]

6. The entire Bush family needs to be placed in diplomatic quarantine.

What's the problem? The Emporer ran buck nekkid all the way to Baghdad, then slipped on a codpiece and landed on an aircraft carrier and declared victory.

[Tight_rope]

38. LMBAO....Too funny!

[Gato Moteado]

7. consider the source of the story

www.stuff.co.nz?

[bluerum]

10. Don't write this stuff without PICTURES!!!! nt

[spotbird]

16. Do a Google image search

of "jenna bush".

[bluerum]

17. I want the naked hotel pics - Jenna is old news. nt

[OneBlueSky]

11. if there's anything I love it's really classy ladies . . .

particular when they happen to be the president's daughters . . . makes me proud to be an American . . . :sarcasm:

I remember a book from way back when call "The Ugly American" . . . the term seems to apply here . . . really . . .

[DoYouEverWonder]

12. Imagine if this was Chelsea Clinton?

Limpballs would be having a seizure.

[onenote]

24. we'd be saying it was a lie

but a lot of folks are quick to believe it despite a fairly lame source

[spotbird]

30. The girls do have a reputation

that precedes them. Not to mention that they were bred to behave like trash. All combine to make the rumor believable.

[gorbal]

29. I remember how they spun her not wearing a bra

And being affectionate with her boyfriend, like it was some sort of evil scandal.

[spotbird]

32. I think she was wearing a bra

but it didn't conceal the fact that she was cold.

Good example.

[mitchum]

39. And he would be having something besides a seizure if it were...

Roger Clinton. Make that the 16 year old Roger Clinton.

[UpInArms]

55. or Derbyshire - remember his Chelsea hit piece?

http://www.nationalreview.com/derbyshire/derbyshire021501.shtml

Chelsea is a Clinton. She bears the taint; and though not prosecutable in law, in custom and nature the taint cannot be ignored. All the great despotisms of the past — I'm not arguing for despotism as a principle, but they sure knew how to deal with potential trouble — recognized that the families of objectionable citizens were a continuing threat. In Stalin's penal code it was a crime to be the wife or child of an "enemy of the people". The Nazis used the same principle, which they called Sippenhaft, "clan liability". In Imperial China, enemies of the state were punished "to the ninth degree": that is, everyone in the offender's own generation would be killed, and everyone related via four generations up, to the great-great-grandparents, and four generations down, to the great-great-grandchildren, would also be killed. (This sounds complicated, but in practice what usually happened was that a battalion of soldiers was sent to the offender's home town, where they killed everyone they could find, on the principle neca eos omnes, deus suos agnoscet — "let God sort 'em out".)

We don't, of course, institutionalize such principles in our society, and a good thing too. Our humanity and forbearance, however, has a cost. The cost is, that the vile genetic inheritance of Bill and Hillary Clinton may live on to plague us in the future. It isn't over, folks. Dr. Nancy Snyderman, a "friend of the family" (how much money did she give them?) is quoted as saying that Chelsea shows every sign of following her parents into politics. "She's been bred for it," avers Dr. Snyderman. Be afraid: be very afraid.

[spotbird]

57. It's creepy how often they tout

(aka "joke about") death of opponents. It's another "imagine if Democrats said/did " scenario.

[superconnected]

13. So much for restoring dignity to the white house.

There hasn't been any class since the Clintons walked out the door.

But then Clinton had the advantage anyway - he actually got elected. Far classy than stealing an election.

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[pacalo]

45. If ever "anyone 'do' so much bad for our military" it is BushCo, hon'.

[Hepburn]

14. Let's put it this way....

...I don't know if this if "for sure" true, but I would not be surprised if they did as alleged. Just like their father and the rest of the family: They have a lot of class ~~ matter of fact, a hell of a lot of class. Unfortunately, all of it is LOW.

JMHO

[pooja]

18. 2 yrs ago on my birthday I was working. I haven't run naked through

anything since I graduated college. My son is now just turning 2. I guess you could see where my priorities were 2yrs ago when I was 25. Guess real people grow up. The rich just waste their lives and then get older, repent and make wars.

[sinkingfeeling]

20. Isn't 25 the perfect age to be serving their country on the frontlines of Iraq?

[DuaneBidoux]

22. Jumping on this is bullshit. No pictures, just rumors.

Hell, reading the posts I am astounded at how much they sound like something that would come out of freepsville.

Guilt by association is not enough until you prove yourself guilty on your own. So far they sound like they're pretty harmless doing a lot of things we ourselves have probably done.

And to make the matter worse, no one is really sure it happened.

[vssmith]

56. I agree 100%

President Bush is the problem not his daughters.

[spotbird]

58. With enormous privilege

comes enormous responsibility. These women have behaved like Girls Gone Wild on too many public occasions to be given the benefit of a doubt. Rebellion is normal, but they disrespect all of us carrying on like this so well into adulthood.

[vssmith]

70. Were you saying that when Clinton had his little tryst in the WH?

[spotbird]

72. Clinton was wrong

no doubt about it.

But any comparison between Clinton, and his family, to this gang sleazy criminals is laughably desperate.

[DuaneBidoux]

76. So partying (yes even like "Girls Gone Wild") falls under the

category of "sleazy criminal?" I for one do not want to become THIS KIND of morality police. This is family business (or at least the business of the daughters).

[spotbird]

77. Securing safe harbor for

your criminal family in South America (their other mission) certainly makes one a certifiable member of a criminally sleazy family. The girls aren't down there solely to humiliate their country, the family needs a place to hide should the world demand accountability for their crimes.

Clinton violated his marital bond, Bush violated the country and the constitution. There is just no comparison, except in the deluded minds of those who still can't see what happened. It's pathetic that anyone still can't tell the difference. I guess that's how he gets away with it, with permission from those who exist in a state of pathological denial.

[DuaneBidoux]

96. You're right. Clinton and "W" are not comparable.

But I would say that getting a blowjob and running down a hall naked a little drunk are in roughly the same league, and worthy of little more than a minor comment before moving on to the real stuff. I am not going to say the twins are great people, but they should not carry the guilt of their father because they are his daughters any more than that you should be held responsible if your father runs out and robbs a bank.

[spotbird]

74. Also, Clinton did not come from

privilege, it is a central cause of Republican hatred of him as a matter of fact. Despite his humble beginnings he did manage to raise a child who understands she is a reflection of her father and country. Bush has been given everything, squandered all of it and screwed up his children so badly that they have only a elite sense of entitlement as a moral foundation.

[Tom Joad]

63. I happen to believe in the right to BARE ARMS!

And anything else, for that matter. Though not offend hosting foreign countries. No real evidence this has happened.

[stanwyck]

87. You're right, of course. But consider

that what is happening is that a story like this taps into our seething anger over what has happened during the Bush administration's disastrous invasion of Iraq. Our military was lied into a war. What could be more serious? We're not paying for this war. Our taxes haven't gone up. We're not supposed to hear the details of this war - don't mention the names of the casualties on Nightline. Don't show the returning caskets. Just pretend it's not happening.
So, the Bush twins become emblematic of the division between those who feel so deeply the pain of this horrible war and those who just want us to shut up, play our video games, and watch our reality TV.
It's not their fault. But their partying appears very Marie Antoinette in our current context.

[spotbird]

95. Perfectly articulated. nt

[greyl]

23. If it's true,

I think I could empathize.

I mean, how stressful and difficult is being gwbush's child? It must be off the charts.

[aquart]

25. 25 is a landmark birthday.

The family didn't throw them a big party? Why is that?

[tabasco]

43. Probably trying to avoid embarrassment sending them to

another continent. Not quite far enough away.

For the big 3-0 better send them to the Himalayas.

[geek tragedy]

26. Good for them.

Glad they don't have a stick up their ass just because their daddy is a rightwing nutter.

[spotbird]

31. Their daddy didn't have a stick

up his ass either, and look at how well he turned out.

They are old enough to behave with some dignity. Like it or not they do reflect on their father and his position.

[Megahurtz]

28. Rofl!

:rofl: Good one! :sarcasm:

[warrens]

33. Seriously, security there would be a nightmare

BA is a very small town in the sense of hotels and restaurants where they are likely to be. If someone wished them harm, they would be very easy to find.

[Say_What]

34. ROFLMAO Babs and Poppy are gonna cut the Sluts right out of their will... n/t

[AllegroRondo]

35. "Bush bush bared in B.A."

I couldnt resist.

[SemperEadem]

42. I wonder if they're friends with that Hilton salope

[ContraBass Black]

44. No evidence, and no witnesses.

The original story is from a tabloid and everyone who would have knowledge denies it.

[spotbird]

49. That's more than enough proof

to meet Republican standards, turnabout is fair play.

[ContraBass Black]

62. It's not enough proof for me.

The Bush family has done enough misdeeds. There's no need to invent more.

[spotbird]

69. Invent?

Absence of proof is not proof of absence.

We aren't talking about a couple of nuns here.

[piedmont]

78. ok, how's this...

I saw YOU running around naked in a hotel hallway. Now prove me wrong. Remember, according to you, "Absence of proof is not proof of absence."

[spotbird]

81. If my reputation were

such that the story were believable, I'd have to put up with it.

Fortunately, I'm not well known for drunken, sleazy, promiscuous behavior.

They should be held to a higher standard. You should be ashamed for them as they have shamed us all.

[piedmont]

83. So you'll believe ANYTHING about someone you don't like

Fortunately, I'm not well known for drunken, sleazy, promiscuous behavior.
Well, that's your claim, anyway.
And your claim that the Bush twins are drunken, sleazy and promiscuous comes from what, exactly? More unproven stories like this one? And even if they were, this is an extraordinary claim. It requires extraordinary evidence. Photographic evidence, please.
And how the heck is running down a hallway naked sleazy and promiscuous?

They should be held to a higher standard. You should be ashamed for them as they have shamed us all.
I'm not ashamed of unproven acts of mildly bad behavior by people I don't even know. If I were, I wouldn't be able to get on with having a life!

[spotbird]

85. LOL

I'm not going to research their resume for you, you wouldn't change your mind if I did. Suffice it to say that the photographic and criminal evidence over the years doesn't present these children as responsible or respectful of how their actions reflect on the Presidency and country. Believe otherwise if you wish, I'll believe they are acting in their typically characteristic manner.

With that said, I'm embarrassed for them and anyone who still so gullible to believe the best about the Bush family with so much information available. It does explain how almost a third of the country still supports him. P.T. Barnum said it best.

[ContraBass Black]

94. There's a difference between thinking the best of someone

And disbelieving a story that no one saw or heard firsthand reported in a tabloid.

[Psephos]

92. They haven't shamed me

Even if they actually did what this paragon of journalistic truth reported. But your morality policework is getting close to shaming me. Let's leave the Puritanism to our opponents across the aisle. It fits them much better.

OTOH, their father *has* shamed me. I don't need to dip into some Argentinian hearsay tabloid for more than that.

C'mon, lighten up. Remember who won in November. :-)

Peace.

[JPZenger]

82. Imagine How Hard it would be to grow up with that scrutiny

As much as a I hate their father, just imagine how hard it would be to grow up with this much scrutiny. Imagine the Secret Service and reporters around you everytime you want to do something young and stupid.

What was significant is that George W. Bush's "youthful indescritions" continued into his 40s.

[wickerwoman]

97. They were 19 when Bush was elected.

Most of us did most of our growing up long before that age.

I think that's kind of the point.

Frankly, I wouldn't care if the Bush twins were giving blowjobs on the roof of the Empire State Building in full Nazi regalia EXCEPT insofar as their father has pointed many, many times to his superior morality and ability to raise his children compared with "welfare mothers" and "atheists" and other undesirables. With all of his wealth and advantages to have produced such poor specimens of children (and I'm sorry, carrying on this way at 25 is a pretty obvious sign of arrested development), is legitimate food for comment particularly in the middle of a war in which nearly 3,000 children of "lesser" families have already died.

My anger isn't directed at the Bush twins- who gives a shit what they do? My anger is directed at their father who 1.) holds his own family up as an example of his superior morality and 2.) supports a war of aggression as long as his own kids don't have to fight in it (on the other hand, he probably cares so little about them and what they do that it wasn't really a factor in his decision)

[DBoon]

88. That's more proof than Republicans ever required

Hell, they just make stuff out of thin air to smear Democrats.

They don't even have the minimal standards of a tabloid.

[pretzel4gore]

46. they did this before...

just before the 2k electiom, there was a flurry of media concerning the 2 girls, getting caught drinking underage somewhere, if i recall correctly. The effect was to make the bush family look normal, stressed, and evoke sympathy for junyer: how many fathers of pretty daughters act helpless when they run wild etc etc?....the entire thing looked faked, cuz you know/i know and the pigmedis knows NOONE gets near the twins, and NO NEWS about them gets out, unless the pigmedia's boytoy is in trouble, and needs some connection to the weary world of mom/pop/family, which the pigmedia then provides....
poor president bush - and now his daughters are acting up again! we need to pray/vote for him! and stop crticising him, willyas!

[maxrandb]

71. And let's not forget how the right-wingnuts

went after the owner of the bar that turned them in. They harrassed, boycotted, threatened and smeared someone who was simply trying to make sure that the law against underage drinking was enforced. If you own a bar or a restaurant that serves alcohol, you can lose your operating license and face massive fines for allowing underage drinking.

Never forget that this is how they operate. Rules were not made for them, and if you try to enforce them, they'll do their best to ruin you. It's like the Soprano's. Although with the twins, it's probably more like the Soporno's

[truthisfreedom]

47. so? i think the image of the first daughters running naked through hotel hallways is cute.

call me a weirdo.

[BeHereNow]

50. Meanwhile, in Iraq, 5 little girls will never see their next birthdays...

The youngest being 6 months old, and the eldest 10.
Killed by US forces responding to sniper fire from the
roof of their home.

And let us not forget the nearly 3000 sons and daughters
of fellow Americans who will never see their next birthdays
either- unfortunately, they were not born of elite parents
and sent to die for the lies of the twin's father and his
corporate cabal.

What a world.

Bush twins party on in South America while the rest of us
watch the less fortunate die.

BHN

[hollowdweller]

51. When will they shoot a home movie with Paris Hilton?

[Joe Bacon]

52. Why is Dobson silent?

I'm waiting to hear from Mr Morality!

[indepat]

53. Maybe Jenna and Barbara just want to have some fun knowing they are not the only ones

[dflprincess]

54. 25 is the age recent research shows the brain is finally completely

developed. The last part that develops being the part that says "Now, that would be a dumb thing to do." (This must be why car insurance rates drop at 25).

Apparently the Bush twins are a bit behind in their development.

[spotbird]

59. Their father just turned 60,

perhaps in this gene line maturity begins at death from old age?

[AngryOldDem]

84. LOL! n/t

[Joe Bacon]

89. And his liver is 420!

:evilgrin:

[deadparrot]

61. Honestly, if it's true,

which isn't certain, I'm more pissed they're "straining" taxpayer-funded security. Otherwise, I care very little about what the Bush girls do. I've known they were spoiled brats long before this, but spoiled just don't interest me that much.

[judaspriestess]

64. I would bet money these chicks

would be starring in pornos right now if they could. dumbasses

[rman]

65. Even though they're the Bush daughters,

it's probably not true.
No evidence, but it serves quite nicely as a distraction from more important news.

[1932]

73. Finally, someone tells the emperor's daughters they have no clothes!

The American press should take notes on how this is done.

[Taverner]

75. And no pics???

Jeez...there had to be a paparazzo somewhere around there....

[oc2002]

79. I want PROOF!

oh, man that would be just the f'ing A!

[Imagevision]

86. Twins are envious & jealous of Paris & Britney

[Warren DeMontague]

90. To be fair, that routine was funny when Mr. Bean did it. nt

[Wise Doubter]

91. any pictures??!! n/t

:evilgrin:

[ianwood]

93. shame on them

behaving in such manor