Cheney says he's feeling fine

[sabra]

http://www.belleville.com/mld/belleville/news/politics/13785283.htm

Cheney says he's feeling fine

Associated Press

WASHINGTON - A month after his latest hospital visit, Vice President Dick Cheney said he's feeling just fine and has plenty of people monitoring his health.

"I've got a lot of people looking after me and everybody knows if I have a hiccup," Cheney said in a radio interview on The Laura Ingraham Show. "I think it gets over-covered at times, but that goes with the job."

Cheney said his health is good. He said he exercises on a recumbent bicycle while reading and watching the news.

[Der Blaue Engel]

1. Is there no good news anywhere???

(Yes, I am evil, freepers. I just made a joke about your Dick.)

[uncle ray]

2. that IS good news, remember

in this Orwellian society we live in, good is bad...so Dick is actually on his death bed.

[sabra]

3. LOL - good point

[Der Blaue Engel]

5. D'oh!

What was I thinking?? I just read a mainstream news report and believed it! :dunce:

[daleo]

4. I remember Sharon's doctor said he was fine after stroke #1

Medical information coming from politicians or their doctors is not necessarily reliable.

[FlemingsGhost]

6. Great! He'll serve his full prison term.

Actually, I think Dick has the Gout. I understand it's very painful.

Poor baby.

[Virginia Dare]

15. Let's hope it's very painful

I think I read in the Post gossip section recently that he was out having a steak dinner with Rummy recently--that's good for gout, not to mention his heart, eh?

Also, a friend of mine who's an R.N. told me that the defibrillator he's got hurts like hell when it zaps you...keep on eating those steaks Dicky boy. Slap a few cheese fries on the side too.

[0007]

24. Prison food will aggravate his gout to the bending end.

[Lars39]

7. Wasn't there an article last year stating that he had about a dozen

doctors going every where he went?

[az chela]

8. Sorry to hear that!!!

He should do the world a favor and f--------ing drop dead and take rove and shrub with him.Maybe a rocket ship for the 3 of them and of course rummy could ride shotgun

[Amonester]

25. Make sure Condi lies A. Chevron doesn't miss the countdown 2.

Jr. may need to ask her when (and where) to P.

[Historic NY]

9. Darn.......someone send him more bacon.

[Kierkegaard]

17. I think we should all pitch in

and send him a 55 gallon drum of beef tallow and a straw!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

10. He also "felt better" after telling Leahy to go fuck himself...

...but it's good to see that he's sharing his feelings with Laura "GOD, I want to be Ann Coulter" Ingraham.

Wonder if anyone's answered her Match.com ad yet. I'm guessing "no."

:evilgrin:

[AndyA]

11. Cheney's feeling fine

Sorry to hear that. He should be in as much pain as what he has inflicted on others.

[Turbineguy]

12. Bush sober today

no really, I mean it!

[rodeodance]

13. so he is on the Laura I. show. How appropo.

[stop the bleeding]

14. He won't be after Fitz sends him his Target letter - will be resigning

for health reasons

[Generator]

16. Apparently

he just got his man-human hybrid infusion. (YEAH Bush is on to him-he wants someone to rescue him from doing the lizard thing's bidding anymore!)

[Child_Of_Isis]

18. has plenty of people monitoring his health.

Brag brag brag!

[kineneb]

19. fine=about to kick off

remember to read everything in the opposite meaning...

[stevedeshazer]

20. Whenever Cheney goes on right-wing radio, something bad is about to happen

To them or us. :scared:

[tanyev]

23. Yeah, he can't be bothered to meet all the Democratic senators

(or at least remember that he has), but he'll drop in on Fox News or RW radio whenever he's got some propaganda to catapult.

[dogday]

21. Feeling fine for someone whol has lied, cheated and

stolen from millions of Americans... He said he can still sleep like a baby. A big fat baby...

[Rambis]

22. Quick, microwave something a cell phone perhaps? n/m

x

[hyphenate]

26. Aw.....

that's too bad. ;)

[Orsino]

27. This must mean that he actually died a month ago.

Because this is Opposite Decade.

[6000eliot]

28. Up and around and doing evil.

[PatrioticLeftie]

29. He always says that after

He drinks the blood of a virgin

[gauguin57]

30. I HOPE he's feeling fine. Cuz when he's in prison, I want him to lead ...

a LONG, LONG, LONG long long long life. In da slammah! As the bitch of a 350-pounder named Big Tiny!

[WhiteTara]

31. since he is such a lair, he must be

really sick. I'm sure he has an incredible team taking care of him...at our expense of course.

[tanyev]

32. It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Bet he loves that song.