Reply #56: Fucking bizarre commerical. Besides, I can make a dumpster look good if...

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...Eminem is standing in front of it, talking shit to me about how this dumpster is from the rough part of town and pussies aren't allowed to buy one. And if, at the crescendo of his insults about how I'm probably not hard enough to buy one, the camera pulls back to reveal a bunch of black people in choir robes who then sort of moan-sing just to prove that this whole scene- this hard-ass street-wise dumpster, Eminem glaring at the camera and (oh shit!)- a full-grown panther just crawled out from underneath one of the lids...that black chorus' moan-singing just to prove that this whole scene might be too heavy for a human to drink in and that the hardness of it all should be written down in Olde English and left to mellow for a few hundred years to take the goddamned edge off the badassery, like Scotch or the Bible.

Even with all that, it still comes off as pretty weak sauce.

One day, Eminem is going to be Beastie Boys old and then Rolling Stones old and while I am sure these cars are good, it's just shillin' for scratch and trying to tell a convincing story (and failing) to convince people of their worth as reflected by an expensive product.

PB