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WingDinger

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Mon May-16-11 12:00 PM
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24. Down simple carbohydrates, ingest water till you burst.

Take part of a whizz before you dip. Schedule it not in morning. Barring that, get a marijuana prescription that includes at least one marinol tab. Divulge that to the tester. You will have an out.

I got a job, hauled my tools, strained my back, and megadosed on ibuprofen. Tested two weeks after starting, positive for pot. Lost job on the spot. Got a call from unemployment, trying to get me to admit to it, as they would cut me off and allow me to starve. FUCKERS.

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