Reply #13: here is my sample letter

[reggie the dog]

Dear father in law. Your letter is full of lies and you know it you asshole. Like most Republicans, most Democrats work. Many Republicans and Democrats work and you know it you asshole. Your daughter and i just lost out on 6000 dollars in medical costs which we would have never had to pay if the usa had adopted single payer national health care with price controls for the cost of health care and you know that too. I hope you get cancer, don't have money for treatment and when you come begging your daughter and I for money to pay we will give you good, traditional, Republican family values, we will let you die and just for being a "poor deadbeat" we will wish you to die a slow, painful death. dont bother showing up at our house, you are no longer welcome. You sent us that message knowing we were democrats and calling us lazy house dogs, so really, and truly, in the words of your beloved VP Dick Cheney, GO FUCK YOURSELF!