Bwah-HAH LIMBOsevic has a new product/beverage: bottled iced TEA how original

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So he has turned his radio circus today into an infomercial, pulling a BecKKK about how this project was a year in the making, IN SECRET, that it's bottled iced tea, folks, twenty-three buckaroos per 12, no returns, two flavors of regular and two of diet.

SO many ways to go with this!1

1) Another wife, another business for the new "wife" ----remember the gracious and lovely MARTA with her line of LIMBOsevic neckties, something LOUD like TRUMP's ostentatious junk. Or am I getting the wives mixed up: Didn't one of them start a magazine or something?!1

2) LIMBO's revenge: He's been dumped by Snapple (remember it was the best thing he ever tasted in his life?!1), dumped by ESPN, dumped by his own syndicated t.v., dumped by the NFL owners, so here he has his very own iced tea which is now the best thing he has ever tasted in his life!1

3) Why not a specially brewed version of Oxycontin or Viagra or a combination???!1 Or a mail order bride service, or a Dominican Republic travel agency?!1

He said the stuff is cooked up and pasteurized in humongous vats, and the labels and shrink-wraps are custom designed!1 Zowie wowie!1

Oh, and the LARGE pic of him as "Rush REVERE" is so wrinkle free and SVELT, it's YUCKworthy!1



Not to give it publicity but to alert everybody not to BUY it, it's called "Two if by Tea" and he's calling himself "Rush REVERE" get it?!1