Reply #1: I'd kind of be the opposite

[sharp_stick]

if heaven is a lot like Dixie I'd just as soon pick hell.

I once pissed off a fundie family member who was trying to convince me that heaven was going to be a great place because everyone like him was going to be there. I told him that if members of his church were the chosen ones I wanted to be as far away from that hell as possible.

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