Reply #10: more fun!

[katanalori]

from: http://www.stonekettle.com/2011/05/ten-reasons-doomsday-will-be-awesome.html

"Buy a couple of those blow-up dolls (unless, of course, you already have a couple, as a joke, for bachelor parties and shit. Sure. Nobody is judging you. Loser). Fill them with helium. Saturday evening about 6PM, let them go. From a couple of hundred feet, who will be able to tell vinyl from the Saved?"

"Nobody post anything on Sunday morning. Stay inside with the lights off – or better yet sneak outside, start your car and leave it running with the sunroof open and the radio tuned to the Gospel Channel. Arrange a couple of suits of empty clothing on the front lawn. Don’t answer your phone. All the believers will think they got left behind. Then, about noon or so, right about the time despair it setting in, we’ll all jump out and yell Surprise!"

"Dress up as Jesus. On Sunday morning, knock on Harold Camping’s door and explain why he won’t be joining the others in Heaven."