Reply #3: Even minimal hurricanes are loud, wet and uncomfortable

[Warpy]

and the worst sound in the world is that of the lawn furniture and trash cans your nitwit neighbor refused to lift a pinkie to move inside smashing into your house. At least you hope that's the worst you hear.

The air is so wet you can cut it with a knife and your ears hurt when the eye passes overhead and there are rapid air pressure changes. Oh, and don't forget using all your towels to sop up the water that's being blown through every crack into your house.

I hope it picks up speed so Bermuda doesn't have to deal with it per Stinky's prediction. If they have to get stuck with it, let it be over soon.