Salpointe Catholic H.S. Teacher Arrested. Yeah, You Guessed Right

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Hot Blonde Teacher at Salpointe High School Arrested Over Sex Charges - Rebecca Kelley

Sunday, April 15, 2007



Another day, another young, attractive female teacher arrested for having sex with an underage boy. This time, the fun comes to us from a Catholic high school in Tucson, Arizona.

Rebecca Kelley, 24, appeared in justice court with her attorney Stephen Weiss Friday. She pleaded not guilty to 4 counts of sexual conduct with a minor. The incident allegedly took place throughout January of this year.

"There's no question that it was consensual," says Weiss. "No question at all. Consent doesn't make any difference. If it is consensual it's still a crime under that statute."

"I feel sorry for her," says Reverend Fred Tillotson, head of Salpointe High School. "I feel sorry for her because here was a young lady who had potential as a teacher. We've hired her because she was a good English teacher, and the kids did well with her. Probably this will ruin her career."

One report in the Tuscon Citizen had the cops hauling away DNA samples from a variety of surfaces in Kelley's home. Court records indicate that "biological evidence" taken from her home during a recent search includes "samples" from a love seat, from a couch and a rug in a living room, and samples from a bedroom floor and a mattress in a bedroom.

Kelley provided a DNA sample in the form of cells from inside her cheeks, according to those records. At the high school, police searched a locked four-drawer filing cabinet for evidence in the case.

link: http://www.dumbassdaily.com/2007/04/hot-blonde-teacher-at-salpointe-high.html

*** - These teacher-student sex stories are becoming so common that I've come to the conclusion that in the future these "practices" will become accepted, and then slowly absorbed into our social customs and mores. Parents and students of the future will include "teacher hotness" among the criteria that they use to select schools:

Parent: So tell me about the qualifications of your teachers.

Principal: Oh, well, we have some of the best and brightest teachers the city has to offer. All of our teachers have Master's degrees. Many could be teaching in college. And quite a few have written papers for scholarly journals.

Parent: Yeah, okay. And who would be my son's teacher? What are her vital statistics?

Principal: {fumbles for papers on her desk} Let's see now.... Ms. Perkins, 5'4" 120 lbs., 34-29-36. A real looker. She likes strolling on the beach at sunset, her hobbies are needle point and origami. She prefers boys but doesn't object to an occassional lesbian tryst. She likes them blonde and submissive. No jocks, but also no whiners.

Parent: Yeah well, I don't know about that lesbian gay stuff. We're fundamentalists. What else do you have?????