Reply #3: You ever hear Chris Rock's Bigger and Blacker?

[CatWoman]

:hi:

AlDS, sickle cell, tuberculosis, cancer,
Jerry's kids still limping around.



l've been watching
the Jerry Lewis Telethon...



for probably about or years now.



Not one stitch of progress whatsoever.



Come on, man. Lie to me, Jerry!



What the fuck you doing, Jerry?



Put a stick in the kid's back,
prop him up or some shit!



Come on, call Steven Spielberg.



Get some special effects on this shit!



Get George Lucas on the case!



CGl, motherfucker!



What the fuck!



Tie some string around him,
make a cripple puppet or some shit.



Lie to me!



Where the fuck's the money going?



What, to keep Jerry's hair black?



Where's the money going? Think about it.



Frank Sinatra: dead. Dean Martin: dead.
Sammy Davis: dead.



Jerry Lewis got a full head of black hair.



And if you ain't gonna cure the disease,
cut the kids a check!



That's right, you know the little boy who's
getting ready to die? Get him a table dance.



Get him a table dance, for Christ's sake!



l'm sure the Make-A-Wish people
hear that request every now and then.



Get the boy a table dance.



''What do you want, Jimmy? You're dying.
Wanna meet Jim Carrey?''



''No, l want some big titties in my face.



''lt's my last wish, come on.''



That's right, man.