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Thu Apr-23-09 10:45 PM
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Hey Miss CA! The MOST BIBLICALLY CORRECT MARRIAGE awaits you!

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At the fabulous YEARNING FOR ZION ranch!

Yes, just like the Bible, YOU can have an arranged marriage to a guy old enough to be your father and/or grandfather, and join his happy stable of bartered breeding whelps.

It's the Bible-est marriage EVER! WOOOHOOOO!!

You're going to have to trade in the bikini, spray tan, fake eyelashes & heels for more Biblically correct attire. And things like dating, freedom and having any kind of choices whatsoever in your life are out. Just like the ladies in the Bible! Yay!

But, God will be soooo proud of you as you serve your husband/lord and master and go forth and multiply with his other female possessions!

HAVE FUN!

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