Reply #4: Wouldn't it be great if Cramer reformed?

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In some storybook universe, Cramer has an epiphany during his TDS evisceration (no mean trick), a road-to-Damascus moment when he realizes his whole life has been off course and the moment to get good with God is right now.

He throws away the "Mad Money" buttonbox and changes the name of the show to "The Real World Of Business". Every program features a Shuster-style Hypocrisy Watch directed at business titans and corporate "journalists". He actually uses his knowledge, energy, and charisma to present a show that becomes a must-see for thinking people across the political spectrum. Cramer statues appear in the parks, parades are scheduled.

And then, of course, CNBC fires him.