Reply #10: If You're an Idiot, Criminal is a bad occupation to choose

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When I was in my teens and still in high school I was driving pizzas around for the local Pizza Hut. Sometimes, especially on weekends, the drivers tend to have a lot of money with them.

So I'm on a routine deliver to an apartment complex. Not an area known for crime or anything. Anyway, I take the pizza to the correct apartment and knock.

A big dude wearing nothing but tighty-whities and an unbuttoned shirt answers the door holding a gun. Tells me to give him the pizza and all my cash, which I do.

I drive back to Pizza Hut somewhat shaken but laughing as well. Someone just robbed me...from their own apartment! I got back to the store, told my manager and had to ride back out to dude's apartment to identify him. The cops knocked and yelled "Pizza Hut!" Dude came back to the door (sans gun) and they arrested him without a fuss, and recovered the money.