Reply #15: Old joke:

[PCIntern]

The couple had never been together during the courtship, so after the Reception, the bride goes into the bathroom to change in the Hineymoon Suite.

When she comes out the groom takes off his shoes and socks and his toes are all gnarly and disgusting. She says, "What's wrong with your toes?" He says, "When I was young I had Toe-lio."

She says, "I never heard of Toe-lio"

He then takes off his pants and his knees are similarly disgusting, gnarly and hairy.

She exclaims: "What's with your knees?!!"

He: When I was young I had knee-sles."

She: "I never heard of Knee-sles"

He then takes off his underpants and she says, "Oh ho, now you're gonna tell me you had "Small-cox, right?"