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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-15-08 12:12 PM
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Fitter. happier. more productive.
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Edited on Tue Jul-15-08 12:14 PM by underpants


It is imagined the "Walkstation", seen here, that combines a treadmill and computer workstation will keep offiice health care costs down and improve overall fitness levels
(AFP/Timothy A. Clary)


comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,


at ease,
eating well

(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
a patient better driver,
a safer car
(baby smiling in back seat),
sleeping well
(no bad dreams),
no paranoia,
careful to all animals
(never washing spiders down the plughole),
keep in contact with old friends

(enjoy a drink now and then),
will frequently check credit at
(moral) bank (hole in the wall),
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
car wash
(also on Sundays),
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,


http://www.steelcase.com/na/walkstation_products.aspx?f=30670
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informed member of society
(pragmatism not idealism),
will not cry in public,
less chance of illness,
tires that grip in the wet
(shot of baby strapped in back seat),
a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick,
that's driven into
frozen winter shit
(the ability to laugh at weakness),
calm,
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics.




What's new for the 24/7 worker
Office furniture travels to your living room or activates your day
http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=211703&src=119


Sitness 5 from Topstar turns an exercise ball into a stool.

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