Reply #117: I can debunk this right now

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I looked up the address provided in Rush Limbaugh's arrest record posted above, and came up with this:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=340+royal+palm+way+s-304,+palm+beach,+fl+33480&sll=32.834443,-96.870242&sspn=1.039643,2.175293&ie=UTF8&ll=26.706369,-80.037278&spn=0.008635,0.011812&t=h&z=17&layer=c&cbll=26.705621,-80.039645&panoid=AXe7S5sGiJ-xi5S93M0dFg&cbp=1,211.95064339948237,,0,5

When you click this link (assuming you can get it to work, you feeble minded liberals), you will see with your own eyes incontrovertible evidence that Rush lives in a very posh part of town. They don't let just anyone in there, you know.

And if that's not enough, friends, well, I don't have to tell you that the only way ordinary Americans can rise up to the economic strata that Rush enjoys is by faith in God, pulling oneself up by his bootstraps, believing in the American dream, and working hard, all the while maintaining strict adherence to the letter of the law. People, his address is proof of his infallibility!

You can't leave a carbon footprint of the scale a giant like Rush does if you're busy doing drugs and having sex with children. There's just not enough time. The man spends his days and nights poring over the so called news, filtering out the propaganda the liberal media continues to hurl at you, and this is how you thank him? With baseless accusations?

OK, OK. I'll grant you he did at one time have intense pain, for which he received pain medication. So he got a little carried away and, from time to time, exceeded the recommended dosage of his pain medication. Big deal! This was medication that is legal and that was prescribed to him by a doctor. A doctor!

But pedophile? There is no proof of that! You know, the Dominican Republic is where he gets his cigars. It's a great place to spread the good word about the free market. And it's a fabulous vacation spot. I mean, the beaches... just glorious! And the poor people there, they know their place. They behave just like they should: you ring a bell and they bring you a drink with chunks of fruit in it and a little umbrella.

Plus -- and I didn't want to give this away, but you people just won't quit -- he's a scout for a major Major League baseball team. There, I said it. As you know, a great many baseball players come from the Dominican Republic. Sweaty, firm young men. Pitchers. Catchers. Ballboys, even. He is even using his vacation to give you the best baseball and you have the nerve, the audacity to claim his visits are for something as heinous as mind-blowing illicit sex! Amazing. This is the thanks El Rushbo gets...

It is not easy trying to protect Americans from liberals and commies. You people fall for it time and again. That's why he gets paid so well: to ease his pain. To pay him back for the service he provides to you and me. He cares about us so much that he absolutely cannot possibly consort with us outside of his radio show. That is why he must live among them: the super rich liberals down in Florida who voted against Bush in 2000. He must be with them to convert them. He sacrifices himself for us.

Rush, a junkie pedophile... unbelievable.

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