SpongeBob SquarePants, dressed up as Santa, becomes the victim of a brutal stabbing

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There was a stabbing in front of a Near South home late Tuesday.

Carrie Schubert had just gotten home from work about 11:30 p.m. and watched from the front window of her home near 21st and C streets.

Police say a kid walked up with a utility knife and stabbed the victim, in red Santa pants and hat.
A snowman and Santa stood helplessly beside him, tethered to the snowy ground near the front porch.

And the victim stood there, a smile frozen on his face despite the 2-inch gash on his cheek.

“There was a brutal stabbing last night,” Lincoln Police Chief Tom Casady told reporters the next day.

Victim’s last name: Bob.

First name: Sponge.

Yes, he wears square pants.

And he’s yellow.

http://www.journalstar.com/articles/2007/12/13/news/local/doc476071fbacd84849180807.txt

No word yet from the American Family Association, Alliance Defense Fund, or Focus on the Family.