Reply #98: The charity isn't all that bad, so this could be fun...

[jmowreader]

1. Issue the winning bid.

2. Pay for it with a check made out directly to the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation.

3. When you receive the items, remove and retain the briefcase because ZERO Halliburton bags (no relation to the Halliburton Cheney works for, so far as I know) are really nice. Get a medium-size box and put into it:

a. The original letter from the Senators with a note attached to it that says the Senators were right about him
b. Pigboy's personal note and picture, torn in half
c. Department of Justice sentencing guidelines for illicit possession of Schedule II narcotics
d. A box of Phillies Blunts, in assorted flavors

4. Mail it back to Rushbo, using the cheapest form of parcel mailing available.