Reply #9: Comments are funny!

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BY PROCRASTINATOR, ESQ. AT 02:45 PM
Oh, Lord, please let there be "complications." Thanks. XXOO America

BY MISTERDISCO AT 02:50 PM
Fuck, with all that work, Cheney's really giving it hard to his AFLAC agent.

BY DANIEL K AT 02:57 PM
BI'm just spitballing here, but what if we inject a tiny miniaturized submarine into Cheney and have them do the work? Then, maybe Donald Plesence can attempt to sabotage the mission. He could succeed! In any event, I finally would have a shot at owning a tiny miaturized Raquel Welch.

BY J.D.REGENT AT 02:58 PM
The poetic justice of Cheney having a rotten ticker is one of the few facts that give me any hope in karmic retribution for these charred-hearted fuckers. Law doesn't seem to be able to touch them, but death comes for the evil as well as the good, thank god.


BY SAYITWITHWOOKIES AT 03:04 PM
Cheney burns through defib batteries at an alarming rate, because it actually takes a car battery going full blast to get his shrivelled, discolored heart beating fast enough to pump blood to his brain. If he didn't sleep in a bath of fetal stem cells and virgin's blood every night, he'd be a withered, drooling husk of himself. And then where would our country be?