Reply #: "Do you know the name of that hotel? I may go to Thailand sometime."

[DemoTex]

Too funny.

On edit (after thought): It's obviously the Big Rock Candy Mountain Hotel.

There's a lake of gin we can both jump in, and the handouts grow on bushes
In the new-mown hay we can sleep all day, and the bars all have free lunches
Where the mail train stops and there ain't no cops, and the folks are tender-hearted
Where you never change your socks and you never throw rocks,
And your hair is never parted

Harry "Haywire Mac" McClintock (who might well have added a line about a Ho-Tel with free "trim").