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Elmer goes to the beach hoping to get some dates. Nothing happens.
Fred then decides that Elmer isn't filling out his spandex trunks properly and that's why he's not attracting any female attention, so he tells Elmer to put a raw potato in his trunks and the women won't be able to resist him.
Next week rolls around and Elmer gets to the beach and proudly sports his "new" physique, hoping to attract lots of women. Nothing.
He complains to Fred, who says that the next day he'll go with Elmer to see what he might be doing wrong.
The next day they get to the beach, find a spot, Elmer whips off his towel and sets about trying to attract the eye of a woman a few feet away.
That's when Fred sighs and says, "Elmer...the potato goes in the FRONT of your trunks!"
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