Reply #10: Tune in next week for the next episode of Washington Wassilabillies.

[MineralMan]

Come listen to a story 'bout a gal named Palin,
A poor governor, whose career was a-failin'.
Then once day she was shooting at some moose,
When up in her haid came a'bubbelin' booze.

Kinfolks said, honey, go out to ol' DC,
Quit bein' governor and try it out and see.
Say some stupid things and don't bother to make no sense,
And one day you might become the President.

So she packed up some bags and went out on the road,
Called herself a Mav'rick and got some campaign gold,
Soon she was laughed at by the voters far and wide,
Pretty damn soon her campaign up and died.

Her kid got pregnant and had a bastard child,
Hubby stood beside her and things got pretty wild,
Younger kid broke in a house and really trashed the place,
But Sarah never stopped getting in the people's face.

Tea parties...senators...Gadsden Flags...

Ya'll come back and see us, now, y'hear!