Reply #15: Are they really serious about stopping abortion?

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Because here's my suggestion: Every woman who goes in for an abortion has to name the father. Even a made-up name, like, say, "Marco Rubio" will count. And, if any man is named three times by one woman or by up to three women, it constitutes prima facie evidence of sexual irresponsibility by that man.

So, in my totally hypothetical situation, three women name the father of their unborn child as "Marco Rubio," every man named Marco Rubio has a choice (oh, but there must always be a choice, hee, hee, hee): castration or intense sexual counseling about sexual irresponsibility. There will be mandatory testing for sexually transmitted disease, and the man must submit a detailed list of every woman he’s ever had sex with, whether birth control was available, if it was used, if not, why not, as well as a required 500 word essay on what "Marco Rubio" has learned about sexual irresponsibility.

Oh, and whatever the choice, "Marco Rubio" is required to pay for the procedure or all counseling out of pocket. Insurance companies will not cover it.