Senate panel comes down hard on Jenna Jameson (Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)

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A Senate panel today admonished adult film legend Jenna Jameson for her inadvertent yet instrumental role in helping trigger the most devastating domestic financial crisis since the Great Depression.

Following recent revelations that Securities and Exchange Commission senior staffers frequently viewed pornography on their office computers during the past several years, Jameson was taken to task for distracting the SEC from adequately policing the nation's financial system.

More here; in view of the fact that this is (I hope!) almost certainly satire, I haven't posted it in LBN, although it would certainly qualify as being a major-newspaper story from the past twelve hours.

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