This kid couldn't find a cosplay convention to go to? Couldn't bury himself in a ton of Manga? Use his parents credit cards to buy more Anime?
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No, He thinks he has to be Naruto and go out to slay Orochimaru, Kabuto Yakushi and whatever else might be lurking in the bushes. In Japan, he would be called an OTAKU and would probably be slapped silly.
Some people just can't handle their fantasies.
***Edit note: "Dattebayou" is not a real Japanese word. It was made up by the creators of Naruto. But then I have met people who really and truly believed it was. Meh! :P