Reply #38: Facts are like Farts?

[Holy Moly]

Let no scientist uncreate
that which God Almighty hath created.
For on the Seventh Day,
His holy day of rest,
God created Cancer Cells
to roam the earth and plague them whom He
capriciously chooses to afflict.

And let no man deny that
Faith is the greatest virtue,
to be boastfully praised unto high heaven
and publically exposed in the politest company
for all to observe
and admire
and emulate.

But Facts?
Scientific Facts?
Let no man dare speak openly of Facts!
For Facts are like Farts,
best kept to thyself,
best kept silenced and bottled up within thyself,
never to be unleashed in polite company
lest knowledge offend even the strongest Faith.

And so I say unto y'all,
DOWN WITH SCIENTISTS
UP WITH THE INTELLIGENT DESIGNER!!
Salvation belongs only to Almighty God,
Not to false theories of faithless scientists
doing the work of the devil.
Amen