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The New DU. Reply #33: Filling out SS forms 101 (entitlements 101). Fiber 202. (pooping). Prunes 403 (pooping faster).
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Sun Apr-18-10 11:02 PM
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| 33. Filling out SS forms 101 (entitlements 101). Fiber 202. (pooping). Prunes 403 (pooping faster). |
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Edited on Sun Apr-18-10 11:03 PM by JanMichael
Constipation 709. Who can shit faster with impediments.
Medicare Exploitation 482. Who gets an appointment sooner with competition.
Senior Discounts at Anystore 265. (who demands the highest level of bullshit discounts per hour at fast food places to make them fatter)
Trying to tie shoes while standing up straight! Literally impossible for most of them.
Better yet seeing your dick while standing up (Ie. their big fat shit-filled gut is usually in the way). I bet you 95% can't! Better better yet seeing your woman stuff while sucking your gut in - maybe 76%.
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