Reply #30: Stupid things I did whilst a teenager with my friends.

[Luminous Animal]

Threw a pumpkin at a stop sign and hit the side of a cop car instead. Ended up in a car chase during which we drove off a 10 foot cliff... Drove like a bat out of hell through the back country roads of PA looking for fresh snow, found some, lost control and plowed through a power conduit and blacked out 2% of northwestern PA... While skinny dipping after midnight, elected to plummet down a 10 foot waterfall... Hung one of my friends by her ankles out a second story window (she asked us to do it!)... Got caught smoking pot in the high school bathroom. Tattooed a friend on the smoking court. Raced on the Newark-Elkton road for the grand prize of a pack of cigarettes... Had sex with 2 musicians in the back of their hearse...

That's about 25% of the stupid things that I did. And, not only was I very intelligent (schooling-wise), but damn good looking, to boot.

During my teenage years, Bill Clinton became a Rhodes Scholar and after a period of small time politics and infidelity was elected to 2 terms of the Presidency, during which he did the totally smart thing of diddling a young woman with a cigar in the oval office.