Sheriff Arpaio Named to Head FEMA Camp for Teabaggers

[MineralMan]

Arpaio Slated as FEMA Camp Head

Maricopa Co., AZ 4/6/10: The Department of Homeland Security announced today that Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio has been named to run the first of many FEMA internment camps for right-wing "teabaggers" who are arrested for making threats against elected officials. A DHS spokesperson said, today, in a rushed press conference: "We chose Sheriff Arpaio for obvious reasons. He's a no-nonsense law enforcement officer with long experience in providing low quality care for internees. We expect big things from him."

When contacted by telephone, Sheriff Arpaio acknowledged this appointment as a pivotal point in his career. "Them boys ain't gonna like my FEMA camp. Nossir! If green bologna's good enough for the illegal aliens in my jail, it's damn sure good enough for teabagger trash. I'm bringing the TV bicycles along, too. All TVs in the camp will be tuned to MSNBC, 24/7. We've also ordered 1000 gallons of paint in the color I call titty pink. They should feel right at home."

The first prisoners should begin arriving at the undisclosed FEMA camp location within the week, following an accelerating number of recent arrests.

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