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Edited on Tue Apr-17-07 06:29 PM by WinkyDink
I'm an English major and alone; I write bad prose and I read John Donne! (He's an English major and alone; He writes bad prose and he reads John Donne)
I read a poem, I scan its rhyme, Iamb, dactyl, trochee! On Sundays I do crosswords, With my Parker pen! Tee-hee! (He reads a poem, he eats his lunch, ...He's an English major....)
I find motifs, I deconstruct, I Criticize a-New! I'll analyze a novel, 'til in my face I'm blue! (He finds motifs, he deconstructs,..... He's an English major....)
I read Great Books, I wear thick specs, Tooth braces and a shawl. I wish I were a Bronte Of any sex at all. (He reads Great Books, he wears thick specs,... He's an English major....)
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