Reply #1: What that quaint piece of Goddamn Paper with a buncha rules on it?

[TheWatcher]

No such thing.

Gotta get with the times, kid.

You're living in the past.

It's The New American Century.

You gotta put away those old ways and get with the new.

Fascism is ALL the rage now.

All the Cool Kids are doing it.

Don't get left behind Daddy-O!

:sarcasm:

Oh, while we're at it, here's another quaint, old-wives tale, just to add some variety:

"That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.

But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

-The Declaration Of Independence