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Stinky The Clown

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Thu Mar-19-09 04:57 PM
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Wanna scare yourself? Break into your own house.

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It is EASY.

I did the stupidest thing in the world today. I was about to leave. My house was locked, and I locked my keys into my **running** car. My neighbor has a key to my house. They were not home. Sparkly was away. There I was. The dogs inside, me outside.

After noodling on it for a few minutes, I crafted the following plan:

I broke a basement window with a rock, opened the window, and climbed into the house.

30 seconds, tops ..... and I am an amateur.

No one noticed.

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