Reply #4: Dear Catholic Church

[sui generis]

Please keep your fucking hands out of my pants.

Dear Catholic Church supporters: you can't balance evil deeds with good deeds. Most rational people evaluate the willingness to overlook continuing evil in favor of continuing good as ultimately evil.

Your confusion of philosophy with parlor tricks is childish, and your church is antiquated, dangerous to progress, and ultimately evil.

By "please keep . . ." I meant, or I will hand them back to you, nicely packaged and with a bow on top.