Republicans in Deep Doo-Doo for 08

[Laura PourMeADrink]

If we can't win in 08 - we can never win. Look at our competition:

1. McCain - Old Warmonger (not that there's anything wrong with old)- Most US against the war.

2. Romney - Little experience - Any of our potential candidates could surely out-debate him. Country ready for a Mormon?(not that there's anything wrong with Mormon)

3. Gulliani - Personal Affairs would bite him - dirt will fly. Not conservative enough to bring the right wing-nuts out in droves.

4. Gingrich - Actually said his wife wasn't pretty enough, young enough, to be a first lady and she had cancer. Thinks blow jobs are ok (does not constitute cheating). Told his wife he wanted a divorce when she was in hospital with cancer. Cheating when chastising Clinton.

5. Brownback - Sorry, just too plain ugly (not that there's anything wrong with ugly) and he's said some really crazy shit - even for republicans.

6. Huckabee - Well, I don't know much about him as far as negatives. Only know he used to be fat (not that there's anything wrong with fat).