Reply #167: Well, I heard from my cousin's best friend's coworker's niece...

[9thkvius]

heard that Rush Limbaugh is undoubtedly a hardcore junkie pedophile. Apparently she got a chain letter in her e-mail that said "Rush Limbaugh is a hardcore junkie pedophile", and she said "wow, Rush Limbaugh is a hardcore junkie pedophile? I better let other people know that Rush Limbaugh is a hardcore junkie pedophile by forwarding this e-mail about how Rush is a hardcore junkie pedophile. I will send it to everyone I know, with a title like "Something to think about - Rush Limbaugh is a Hardcore Junkie pedophile." That way everyone will have the opportunity to decide for themselves whether or not Rush Limbaugh is a hardcore junkie pedophile after they see the evidence. Then they too might say "Rush Limbaugh is hardcore junkie pedophile?" or possibly "RUSH LIMBAUGH IS A HARDCORE JUNKIE PEDOPHILE?!?!?" or even "rush limbaugh is a hardcore junkie pedophile! omgzwtfbbq!!!"

Because as we all know, the best things in life - dancing hamsters, photos of bungee jumpers who crapped themselves, letters from relatives of dead Nigerian politicians, helpful tips on editing your computer registry, and photos of guys jumping out of helicopters and being eaten by sharks - ALL come in your e-mail. And if it's on the Internets, that wonderfully magical series of tubes, it can't possibly be wrong. Ever.