Reply #24: Lets rewrite it

[Kokonoe]

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/
gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would
go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were:

1. The invention of beer, and
2. The invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the
beer, and the beer to the man.

These facts formed the foundation of modern civilization and together were
the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals
2. Conservatives

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of
agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet,
so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be
invented, they just stayed close to the brewery That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days sewing the ground with grains for the brewery while
others belived the seeds were alive and should be eaten now. This was the
beginning of what is known as the liberal movement.


Other men who were dumber and less skilled at brewing learned to live off
the liberals by showing up for the nightly beerfest and doing all the
drinking, pissing, and sleeping. This was the beginning of the conservative
movement.

Some of these liberal men & woman eventually evolved into leaders. The rest could
not compete with larger brains and called themselves He-men.


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