Reply #60: Republican version...

[MilesColtrane]

Scientists with the Human Genome Project have confirmed that Rudy Giuliani is an amphibian/human hybrid.

When young, Fred Thompson was the model for the Tennessee Pride Country Sausage logo.

Mike Huckabee is the former co-joined twin of actor Kevin Spacey.
In the operation to separate them a significant portion of Huckabee's brain was accidentally removed.

Tom Tancredo was formed from the dust 6,000 years ago and has steadfastly refused to evolve since.

Rep. Duncan Hunter gets erections when he thinks of fetuses.

Governor Mitt Romney became rich after marketing Rohypnol to Mormons who had been been unable to resist the urge to masturbate, and who wanted to forget the experience.
The drug was called ChastiNu™ and was informally referred to as the 'morning-after-the-latter-day pill'.

Senator John McCain believes that Mike Huckabee is the "bravest, kindest, warmest, most wonderful human being he's ever known in his life".

Ron Paul wants taxpayer funded, American troops out of Iraq, and he wants them replaced with an army of privately funded, genetically enhanced, super Wal-Mart greeters.