Reply #38: OMG how did I miss that first time round?

[lumberjack_jeff]

That was the funniest goddamn thing I have ever read.

This will be the first night it spent here.
I refuse to tie it up but I can't let it
stay in because it lived outside. It's not
housetrained. It eats anything that we've
given it, which is at least one good thing,
although then again maybe not. I'd like to
shave the fur off because it smells so bad
but it's winter. It smells like a combnation
of burned rubber and bad potatoes. I wouldn't
want to try to give it a bath. It has a small
kind of head, flatish, and not very sharp looking
teeth, brown, but lots of them, but strong looking
jaws and very big square sort of ears. Jesus, it
just jumped over the coffee table and caught a moth
about four feet in the air!